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THAT WAS ENORMOUS WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE

by Nah Mate.

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MORE TAPE 01:58
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ACL, MCL Disfiguring facial swell [more tape, more tape] Cracked fibia, tibia Forehead colliding into ya [more tape, more tape] Heads n shoulders, knees n toes Gettin hip bones to your throat [more tape, more tape] I hate an HIA It removes the necessitay for tape [more tape] Don’t stop til he’s a mummy Don't stop til he looks funny Don't stop til he’s a gummy Don't stop til he talks funny More Tape, More Tape, More Tape, More Tape More Tape, More Tape, More Tape, More Tape Fracture, fucked ya Doctor can't fix ya [more tape more tape] Friendly fire in the eye Left you with a second hand face [more tape] Syndesmosis, broken noses Halitosis, Mitchell Moses [more tape, more tape] Ruptured testicle, chesticle Food receptacle. [more tape, more tape] Don’t stop til he’s a mummy Don't stop til he looks funny Don't stop til he’s a gummy Don't stop til he talks funny Let the big kids run into each other Sport science’ll put em back together Let the big kids run into each other Sport science’ll put em back together Don’t think about it, don’t think about it Don’t think about it, don’t think about it Let the big kids run into each other Let the big kids run into each other Let the big kids run into each other Let the big kids run into each other Let the big kids run into each other Let the big kids run into each other More tape, more tape, more tape
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At Least You Don't Play For Manly 03:06
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Mark Gasnier, getting toey in a car Wendell’s on the blow to make him move real fast And Joey Johns, he liked to party hard he was the greatest haf-back of all time Yeah, yeah alright mate. Yeah. Greg bird on the piss Todd Carney drinkin’ piss Speaking of, Mitchell Piss He got it on with a dog At least you don't play for manly At least you don’t play for manly Adam MacDougall talks to his thighs. Come on boys Adam MacDougall likes to step on guys. Stood on me fucken face And Sonny Bill turned his back on the dogs And old Joel Monaghan turned his front to a dog He got it on with a dog At least you don’t play for Manly At least you don’t play for Manly Parramatta, Storm n Dogs rorted the cap Poor old Browny gave Baz a slap Cronulla had peptides each day for their lunch And Gal ruined the game with just one punch Nate Myles played for Manly Yeah, Nate Myles did play for Manly Nate Myles played for Manly You Don’t wanna play for Manly There ain’t no pride in Manly They don’t take to it kindly Hit em, Chief! Hit em, Chief! Hit em, Chief! Hit em, Chief! Hit em, Chief! Hit em, Chief! Hit em, Chief! OOH FUCK Jesus that fucken hurt, didn’t it!
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Chopstick Craigie 01:13
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I saw Owen Craigie in a Chinese takeaway I wanted to say, “hi”- but I didn’t want to be a pain Cause he was eatin’ honey chicken, or maybe honey pork Or salt & pepper squid, but he didn't use a fork Chopstick Craigie, you know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie, the best that Joey’d ever seen Chopstick Craigie, you know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie, the best that Joey’d ever seen Seriouslay, what’dya say, if ya bump into Owen at a takeaway Do you talk about life? Or how he used to play six? Or do you just sit and admire how he works them sticks! Chopstick Craigie, you know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie, the best that Joey’d ever seen Chopstick Craigie, you know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie, what is he eating? I was gonna write more lyrics about Owen Craigay But he had to leave to chase the energayayeh But he was eating honey chicken, or maybe honey pork Salt n pepper squid, oh- where was the fork? Chopstick Craigie, you know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie, the best that Joey’d ever seen Chopstick Craigie, you know what I mean? Chopstick Craigie, it was chicken chow mein!
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Foul Weather Fan 02:51
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I’ve got more merch than teeth And I share it I share it with my family Socks, keyring, jacket and brollie I spent my savings and I filled up the trolley I’m a foul weather fan, that’s me That’s him Rain, hail or sun, you know just where I’ll be Flag, beanie, bottle and gloves I spent my pay, now I’m broke for a month I’ve got more merch than teeth I named my daughter Kalyn and my son’s name is Chief Sticker, scrunchie, backpack and stubby I’m a bit too chubby and those children don't like me I’m a foul weather fan, that’s me Still him Rain, hail or sun, you know just where I will be Mum said, “sell those jerseys” I maxed out my credit Now I’m out on the street I’m a foul weather fan, that’s me Rain, hail or sun, you know just where I will be I’m a foul weather fan, that’s me This team means a lot to me and it finished fifteenth
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Henny Penny Chippies Are Better Than Lego 00:39
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Henny Penny chippies are better than Lego Henny Penny chippies are better than Lego Henny Penny chippies are better than Lego Henny Penny chippies are better than Lego What’s on the menu tonight? Throat lozenges? Yeah definitely, I think some umm- Some hot chippies from Henny Penny, maybe Henny Penny chippies are better than Lego
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Brett Hodgsong 03:22
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He was good in the air, with a face like crap So, they put him in the back And after eating shit in 01, Brett Hodgson got a crack Well Justin Hodges did his best, but after two it was tied Brett was feeling good. But then some no-neck thug All covered in dencorub, took him for a ride Maybe Origin’s not for me [Lasooed by Tallis] Maybe Origin’s not for me [he drags him] Maybe Origin’s not for me I won’t be back in 03 So he ditched the Eels and he joined the Tigers And the kitty got his claws Then Mini’s back shat the bed, and Hodgson got the call Oh, grand final winning Hodgson, in a blues side that couldn’t lose And Brett was feeling good But then with five to go from dummy-half, what the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? Maybe Origin’s not for me [he threw it to fucken no one] Maybe Origin’s not for me [aw, no] Maybe Origin’s not for me The blues went back to Mini Face busted, career dusted, the blues looked the other way [yeah, sorry Brett, uh] What else was I suppose to do, but get on a fucking plane? [your boarding pass, Sir] Cos England is where you go when all else is gone England is where it’s too cold for polynesians State of Origin’s not for me State of Origin’s not for me State of Origin’s not for me But I was a god in the Super League [the British version of Rugby League]
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Takin The Two 03:09
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I ate a wedge off Hunter Street And I stepped in shit, I didn’t wipe my feet And I let you sleep then I scratched your itch Then I sucked the bottom of your Subway sandwich Cos there’s a lot of dirty things [that I would do] But you’re never gonna catch me takin the two Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh. Takin the two In the urinal, I found some gum Then I kissed ya dog, then I kissed ya mum And at her wake I was doing lines Then I told your sister we’d hang out some time Cause there’s a lot of dirty things that I would do But you’re never gonna catch me takin the two, no Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh. Takin the two I drank ya juice and I left some spit And I opened your chips and I dipped ya dip And I used ya toothbrush and I used your razor Then I got online and harassed Brendan Fraser Cause there’s a lot of dirty things that I’ll keep doin But ya never gonna catch me takin the two’n Oooooooooh, takin the two Oooooooooh, takin the two Ooooooooooooh [and they’ve decided to go the coward’s way, they’re taking the two points]
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The Central Coast Wants A Team 02:35
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[this one’s for Eric the Crocodile] Western Reds, Newtown Jets Ever heard of the Glebe Dirty Reds Newcastle Rebels only lasted a year The same as the Mariners & the Adelaide Rams South Queensland Crushers, Illawarra Steelers The Gold Coast Chargers [those pesky little Queenslanders] Western Magpies, they merged with the Tigers And who can forget the North Manly Sea Bears [on the burst] That’s a lotta clubs That’s a lot of areas that don’t have any representation anymore But there’s one area, right in the arsehole of New South Wales That has never had a chance And they’d really like a team But no one wants to go there, you see I guess it’s a roundabout way of saying The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them Ha. Jokes on you, this place is fucked Want a night out? You might get mugged Gosford sucks, ah Tuggerah sucks Bluetongue Stadium? Ah, get fucked The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team- you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them Ha. Jokes on you, this place is fucked Want a night out? You might get mugged Gorokan sucks! Ah, Tuggerah still sucks Australian Reptile Park? Aw, yeah right The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team, maybe you can play for them Coast, team, you, them Coast, team, you, them What’s all the commotion? Just fall in the ocean What’s all the commotion? Just fall in the ocean Aw, mate. You wanna night out, eh? Oh, actually I uh- Feel like going to the Reptile Park, actually- yep Yeah right, should go there after dark Let’s go milk some funnel-webs
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Breakdown 02:14
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I broke down on the way to the footy I broke down on the way to the game I broke down on the way to the footy And Kayo just isn’t the same You really gotta be there It’s not fair, unaware that my spare had no air Now I’m tearing my hair out I can taste the watery beer When I close my eyes And smell the pies and body odour [mechanical breakdown] And then they broke down on the way to the finals They broke down half way through the game Then they broke down on the way to the finals Now I’m wearing the colours of shame Standin on the freeway, not my day As I pray for a way I can pay for the NRMA I’m not a member. I should’ve been a member [NRLMA breakdown] Then I broke down in the tow truck home I broke down in front of Shane I broke down in the tow truck home And Shane’s doin the best that he cane A hand on the shoulder, I know I’m older But the Corolla and the season is over I’ll get over it. I’ll get over it [psychological breakdown, breakdown, breakdown] Many kinds of- many, many kinds of Breakdown, breakdown, breakdown Many kinds of- many, many kinds of Breakdown, breakdown, breakdown [I can taste the watery beer] Many kinds of- many, many kinds of [when I close my eyes] Breakdown, breakdown, breakdown [should’ve been a member] Many kinds of- many, many kinds of [I can taste the watery beer] Breakdown, breakdown, breakdown [when I close my eyes] Many kinds of- many, many kinds of Breakdown, breakdown, breakdown Many kinds of- many, many kinds of Breakdown, breakdown, breakdown [Shane’s comin off a bender] So, how long you been a tow truck driver, Shane?
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Queensland Heads 03:06
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[you know, I started pulling tin after I got fired from painting rugby league murals in Queensland] What’s up with all your heads, boy? What’s up with all your heads? Why you got grey legs, boy? Why you got grey legs? Heads, Queensland Heads Heads, Queensland Heads Goes up comes down the way it goes Shouldn’t be the same with the eyes and nose So Queensland spirit is the shit Well, some Queenslander hit the spirits when he cooked up this What’s up with all your heads, boy? What’s up with all your heads? Why you got grey legs, boy? What’s rotten in your legs? Heads, Queensland Heads Heads, Queensland Heads Heads, Queensland Heads Heads, Queensland Heads Ya facked faces need to face facts You can’t even claim this to be an abstract Now you’ve got yourself a wooden spoon And you’re wall’s full of dudes that I wouldn’t spoon What’s up with all your heads, boy? What's up with all your heads? Do they come alive at night, boy? Queensland walking dead Kevin Walltoad, Groden Tall Eyes Mean Giles, Darwin Lockjaw Alfy Langer’s nephew And Lolly Wallis [is that Lolly Wallis?] You draw the faces, I'll draw the rest. Then we’ll get together and we’ll hope for the best You draw the faces, I'll draw the rest. Then we’ll get together and we’ll hope for the best You draw the faces, I'll draw the rest. Then we’ll get together and we’ll hope for the best You draw the faces, I'll draw the rest. Then we’ll get together and we’ll hope for the best
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More MORE TAPE 00:19
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Brain Good 00:23
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Doctor said my brain good So, he sent me back on the field Daddy said I did good Cause I went out on my shield Happy I started drinking When I was sixteen You and I are gonna live forever
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My Narelle 02:34
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I'll tell you about this girl I know She's a hundred and twenty six years old She's occasionally abusive But she's tryin to be more inclusive My Narelle My American friends don't know she exists She get's pretty loose when she's on the piss I wanna spend my weekends with her But she's always in the news My Narelle, my Narelle My Narelle, my Narelle My Narelle, my Narelle [the NRL once more rocked by scandal] [breaking news in the NRL tonight] [the NRL in crisis] Friends say there a girls like her in England But I say that's hardly a competition Her gambling mates are pretty gross But she's not moving to the Cenny Coast My Narelle The Central Coast wants a team Maybe you can play for them The Central Coast wants a team Maybe you can play for them Doctor's say she's bad for the brain But all those studies aren't in yet She's not to everybody's taste My mother fucking hates her My Narelle, my Narelle My Narelle, my Narelle My Narelle, my Narelle My Narelle, my Narelle State of Origin's not for me State of Origin's not for me At least you don't play for Manly The Central Coast wants a team Maybe you can play for them Chopstick Craigie, you know what I mean The Central Coast wants a team, heads Maybe you can play for them, heads I never got to do her in High School I still think about how that would feel But I'm not sure I wanna play her game though It looks like it hurts [THAT WAS ENORMOUS WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE]

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THAT WAS ENORMOUS WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE is our album.
It's likely the greatest album to ever be written & produced about the greatest game of all, Rugby League.

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released April 5, 2023

All tracks (except; Brain Good & Henny Penny Chippies Are Better Than Lego) recorded live & engineered by Geoff Mullard at Rock The Nation Studios.

Overdubs recorded by Pom, Mr Jubilation & Greg Smith at Ridley Street Studios, The Jube Den & High Street.

All songs mixed by Mr Jubilation (Eliot Lee)
All songs mastered by Pom

See individual tracks for credits.

Independently released by Shirt Count Records in association with Rannulph Records in April 2023.

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